I believe I’ve found my theme song
And it is…
The Planetologist
reality extremist
I'm a geologist who specializes in the geochemistry of weird elements, weird bacteria, and weird planets. I'm a skeptic, a blogger, a cat herder, and quite the slacker. I fight the forces of ignorance and superstition through my heroic blog, which features news and commentary from sundry fields of scientific endeavor. Also I rant.
The Planetologist 
That was fucking awesome.
This is perfect